BIRTH O' DA 'BLOIDS
(or of one anyway...)
ThirdStone Studios' aberrant
Assembloids have been causing consternation, stupefication,
lack of sleep and general annoyance for at least a couple decades
or so... Crafted from junk, crap and stuff and generally generously
lavished with a high-chroma stew of ludicrous colours, the more
successful of the breed can attain an almost respectable status
Their first public "outings" in the late 80's, caused
an immediate stir and yet another of the endless perennial outbursts
& outcries of both "IS IT ART?" (and often
"WTF?" as well).
It's been suggested a number of times that folks might be interested
in witnessing the turgid birth of these truculent turdlets of
travesty. Perhaps they would. In any case, that's now in the
works. In the meantime, this page will have to suffice; it will
be a simple photo journal of one Assembloid's gestational
genesis from initial conception through its various stages of
growth. Hopefully at some point in the coming weeks, we'll find
it wending its way to the birth canal... (before we boot its
silly ass out ThirdStone's Assembloid factory doors...
I guess we'll see about that - for now, here's it's first couple
of stages of development so far.