leading the battle against the ravages of intercontinental 'vowelular deprivation' consequences...


Comin' atcha soonly (and sometimes "Y"...)

HEALTHY VOWELS BRING HEALTHY BOWELS - JOIN THE MOVEMENT
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midcoastmedia1@gmail.com"
OR, BETTER YET; SEND US YOUR BITS OF VERBAL WORDPLAY (ON ANY SUBJECT), HUMOROUS STORIES, JOKES, SHENANIGANS, QUOTATIONS, RANTS, DIATRIBES, MANIFESTOS OR DARN EAR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE TO HELP US EXPAND THE SITE1
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VISITATE/LEVITATE AGAIN SOONLY FOR MUCHLY FURTHER INFORMATION

 you can help - join our mailing list: send an email to "midcoastmedia1@gmail.com"
and be sure to send us your Vowel success stories, complaints and suggestions!

Vowel Prices:

A's
A- .09
a- .08
upper peninsula Aye' expletive closeout price .03

E's
E- .08
e- .07
Roller-coaster EEEE (bulk price) .22

I's I - .11
i - .09
Self Important I's used in speeches .31
nautical sold in pairs only .21

O's O- .11
o- .09
Accidental O's sold in pairs
sometimes preceeded with "watch this" or other .37

U's U- .11
u- .09

Y's out of stock call for availability


HEALTHY VOWELS BRING HEALTHY BOWELS - JOIN THE MOVEMENT - HELP US BUILD THIS SITE!
you can help - join our mailing list: send an email to "
midcoastmedia1@gmail.com"
OR, BETTER YET; SEND US YOUR BITS OF VERBAL WORDPLAY (ON ANY SUBJECT), HUMOROUS STORIES, JOKES, SHENANIGANS, QUOTATIONS, RANTS, DIATRIBES, MANIFESTOS OR DARN EAR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE TO HELP US EXPAND THE SITE1
SEND YOUR SUBMISSIONS TO
MIDCOASTMEDIA1@GMAIL.COM